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fall out romance

yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

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heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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For Anon

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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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gnarly:

in math class like

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catandbear-savetheworld:

little-paper-phans:

The best part of X

Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve come full circle.

Holy crap.

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earl-of-221b:

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.

tell that man he is beautiful.

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fall out romance

yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

image

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

image

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

image

and i accidentally started going through your stuff

image

and i found your phone

image

it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

image


For Anon

For Anon

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

image

gnarly:

in math class like

image

catandbear-savetheworld:

little-paper-phans:

The best part of X

Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve come full circle.

Holy crap.

earl-of-221b:

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

image

priceless.

tell that man he is beautiful.